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Time Spent

Time Spent

Time spent being quiet Father who art in heaven lift hearts, fill with prayer

It Works

It Works

Barbados is an island country in the Lesser Antilles of the West Indies, in the Caribbean region of North America. It is situated in the western area of the North Atlantic and east of the Windward Islands and the Caribbean Sea; therein, Barbados is east of the...

The Pirates of the Matterhorn

The Pirates of the Matterhorn

"Order in the court! Order in the court!" the judge screamed, and while the blood vessels in his neck, small ropes under his skin, bulged, he swung his gavel like a maniacal swatter of flies on a pig farm. The instrument snapped in two, and the sound was like a shot...

The Truth

The Truth

clouds covered the earth and some hands began to pray darkness left, floating

Knock Knock  – The Opera

Knock Knock – The Opera

{Strong Language Warning}   Friday 11:17 pm, July 13, 2012 "Mum, wake up it’s Lance. Shit, help me...  Mum?” “Listen Nancy-boy, this is not your blooming Mum, and next time put on yer peepers before ya dial the telly. Arcehole.” Click   A light rain falls on...

Rebecca

Rebecca

A pecking was heard upon a windowpane, and four winds blew, and four did bend, warping wood, as it twists me home, dry from the ocean's spray... Bleak the view, my pockets lined with dust, and fragments of toil left time etched in rows upon my forehead deep. Inside me...

Western Union

Western Union

Dear Sir, I was pleased to look over your novel. I like the description! An action-packed comedic mystery is just my cup of tea. But I have a problem. My telephone has gone missing. For weeks I've been unable to locate even the cord or cable coming into my office. We...

FLUR Metals

FLUR Metals

FLÜR METALS...  Unleash A Metalsmiths Imagination ABOUT FLÜR Flur Architectural Metals operates at the intersection of design, fabrication and art. Our team utilizes 3D modelling software, established manufacturing processes and the latest digital fabrication tools to...

RKANSAL – CAN YOU DO TRIS?

RKANSAL – CAN YOU DO TRIS?

  tHIS IS ANOTHER PAGE  for a user to fill out if they wanted someone to write a poem or whatever I guess it needs some sort of a form maker? aND needs to be tide into some sort of a payment system pay pal or whatever can it be done? 3—- Create a Form for...

pigs fly

pigs fly

ANDRE PARRIES PRIZE-WINNING HOG, CLYDE, WAS ONCE-AGAIN CARRIED 5 KILOMETERS SLAMMING THROUGH THE ROOF OF EX-CHAIRMAN RICK TH… YADA YADA YADA

Best fisherman in the world

Best fisherman in the world

This is a picture of the number one fisherman in the world, he is a reclusive a stand-alone comic, outstanding person and is revered throughout the world for his secret special fishing spots  thank you very muchHis GuideMacumber Bombay

Birthday Wishes To A Friend

Birthday Wishes To A Friend

Ghazal - The Ballerina    To dance on your birthday And to say a line I'm sure you've only heard just thirty-nine times. Lets dance for your birthday Pest  lets twirl and spin and sing... There's a special Ballon in your step today,    exquisite, exhibited...

Baptized

Baptized

  Inside broken glassOutside looks are deceivingPraise God, now I'm cleansed

Travel to there

Travel to there

Spectacular scenery and beautiful architecture await you in Switzerland, as you explore the high alpine regions and the historical cities that make up this country. Visit the glamorous resort of St Moritz, which claims one of the first towns in Europe to popularise...

Coincidence? We don’t think so…

Coincidence? We don’t think so…

Janet Reno visits India during Monkey Man Rampage... Following a trail of large footprints and banana peel, police are led to a gay motel in downtown Mumbai where Janet Reno was holed up...yada yada yada     Save 51% on select product(s) with promo code...

Famous Singer Cited For Drunk Driving

Famous Singer Cited For Drunk Driving

An unnamed singer was written up and fined at Autopia in Disneyland, after failing a sobriety test. After exhibiting dangerous speeds, Mr. Wonder-ful was taken from the ride on Micky's golf cart, and later when asked about the incident, he vocalized, "isn't she...

Stevie Wonder Cited For Drunk Driving

Stevie Wonder was written up and fined at Autopia in Disneyland, after failing a sobriety test. After exhibiting dangerous speeds, Mr. Wonder was taken from the ride in cuffs and when asked about the incident... Yada Yada Yada...   NEXT STORY AND SO ON, KEEPING...

The Butterfly

The Butterfly

  Heathrow Airport - Thursday, 2:16 pm, July 12, 2012 The bustle and commotion outside the airport terminal continue unceasingly, as McCail will wait, for over twenty-five minutes, until his wife returns from the john. He is a foreigner in a new country, which is...

Rod

In addition to Emberg and first wife Alana Stewart, fashion model Rachel Hunter --Stewart's second wife and the mother of two of Rod's children-- posed alongside Stewart's third and current wife, fashion model Penny Lancaster-Stewart, with whom he shares two sons.

Bees

 "Can’t believe you are 40!" she enthused to birthday girl Kimberly. "You looked radiant last night! #birthdaybash. A mother’s reunion!"ROD STEWART: I WAS ALWAYS A GENTLEMANIn addition to Emberg and first wife Alana Stewart, fashion model Rachel Hunter --Stewart's...

moose

shoes are Liam has come to terms that it was time to move on. Liam's family has been incredibly supportive. They are relieved it's over," the source added.  "At first, Liam wanted to just give it time but he finally felt like things were getting nasty and he didn't...

Dr. New Post

1st I noticed when I put this post there are no categories in this editor I'm using the main editor the big one and the  there's no category so when I write something doesn't get recognized it goes no place gets posted but not under any categories if you look at the...

Istanbul

Istanbul

    I sit from afar poetry springs from deep wells Thunder Shouts' Downpour  Turkish coffee sipped mornings a sunrise away  in another land Lightning strikes a beat  sounds on cobblestones clacking fond memories build Pastries await lips,  yearning from...

Rkansal…. Visitors Inside User Page

Rkansal…. Visitors Inside User Page

  https://backyardpoets.com/members/ I FIXED IT...This page 'visitors inside users page' does not function properly when I go to members and click a member it should take you to the members' page but it just sits there and does not turn on... I like it that it...

FLUR Metals

THE EDITOR NEEDS HELP

  https://backyardpoets.com/begin-writing/ 1 This layout Needs to improve it is ugly, even the menu leading into this at the top all need help In Account, there is no way to be able to EDIT... OVERVIEW https://backyardpoets.com/account/?ihc_ap_menu=overview...

Riobamba Revisited

Riobamba Revisited

RIOBAMBA REVISITED: ECUADOR   Dear Bottle Finder, please, if you could be so kind, I need a favour. There is a cricket farm, which sits just beyond the red trees and mist, and if you push aside the reeds with either hand, you will see a grove of eucalyptus...

How To Write Poetry, By Mrs. Doubtfire

How To Write Poetry, By Mrs. Doubtfire

“A run by fruiting is how I see poetry, 'tis like a woman questioning, 'should I change it or just let it be,' by adding more accessories to add proper balance and fit showing off my best, so... Do I add ‘splash and punch’ to this poem or accent it with tenderness?”...

Add your own…Headlines You Just Won’t Believe

Add your own…Headlines You Just Won’t Believe

“Headlines You Just Won’t Believe!” “France Finally Makes A Firm Stand On Something!” After years of picking causes they believe in and then leaving when it gets too Hot, France has decided to pull out again.. yada yada yada “U.S.A. Chased Out of U.N.” Because of...

Looking Good

THESE ARE JUST IDEAS... WAYS TO PONDER... you have better eyes I'm NOT TRYING  to add more stuff necessarily but just thought i'd touch base ... We need to create value... so can we start with the Editor... Turning off certain fields for Free users and Turning on...

Cooking With Shirin Too

Cooking With Shirin Too

Learn the Persian Art of cooking one step at a time. Explained in detail from start to finish. Every dish you will find unreal in flavor and people will be asking you, ‘how did you make this?’ Shirin will also include all the little tricks and secrets which make it...

Cooking With Shirin

Learn the Persian Art of cooking one step at a time. Explained in detail from start to finish.

Every dish you will find unreal in flavor and everyone will be asking you, ‘how did you make this?’

Shirin will also include all the little tricks and secrets which make it just, ‘our little secret.’

Auto Draft

 Learn the Persian Art of cooking one step at a time. Explained in detail from start to finish. Every dish you will find unreal in flavor and everyone will be asking you, ‘how did you make this?’ Shirin will also include all the little tricks and secrets which make it...

Cooking with Shirin

Learn the Persian Art of cooking one step at a time. Explained in detail from start to finish. Every dish you will find unreal in flavor and everyone will be asking you, 'how did you make this?' Shirin will also include all the little tricks and secrets which make it...

I Wanta Go Home

Thursday, 11:33 am, July 12, 2012 "McCail, lunch. Time to wake, honey... Mac?" Surfacing out of his three-hour sleep, he asks, "what did you say?" "The captain said we'll be there after lunch." "Lunch, what happened to breakfast?" "We ate that hours ago." "Oh. That's...

JOHN, Ideas for adding

John, can we let user have ability for marketing self or goods from amazon/google, etc... we charge for monthly servicE     1---- E-mail for contacting me... doghousepoetry@gmail.com   Or   33backyardpoets@gmail.com 2---- Example Page  - Writing...

A Childhood of Dreams

A Childhood of Dreams

Thursday, 12:04 am, July 12, 2012 Day 1 Along the remote, Northern England coast, sits the Castle Goosenham. For over two thousand years, cold winds have beaten this keep, but upon this summer, heat and humidity cling to its walls. The rugged landscape is gently...

OUTLINE

We Paint With Words Hi Ellie, on each of the things below I have stuff, I don't know how to send pics but they are in my library... hope this is better... I have more to add A man asks for direction to an event, a stranger told him to turn left, right, over  the...

John Create a Contest

Create A Contest - Layout Page perhaps drop down menu? Create A Contest Add Contest Image {optional}Select from our Gallery to add or upload picture {John make forms I can fill out questions. maybe we can use this site as well for photos or not... its up to...

John Create a Form

3---- Create a Form for Customer to fill out when ordering services. Our writers run with the descriptions and imagery which you provide. So please fill out all of the questions so that we may best serve you. Once completed you will be directed to pick a writer or a...

The Sea Hag

The Sea Hag

  Athens, December, 332 BC "We must take this man chained before us to the edge of the world and drop him! He has too much power!" shouted one of the council. "Take him to the edge? But he has done no wrong!" shouted another older member in a voice, which shook...

Poetry Categories

AcrosticABCCinquainCollaborative Free VerseHaikuLimerickOdeQuatrainMinuteNonetSenryuSonnetTanka

Contests and Write Stuff

John I can populate any of this stuff I just need  the page and containers [boxes] fanstory   .... hager        hagerAll are similar to these examples...- Contest Listings Page    https://www.fanstory.com/contestsall.jsp- Create a contest    ...

woo- store example?

CustomPoetryThe Writers on this site will provide a quality piece of writing which is bothunique and personalized.  Custom poetry, which includes drafts, revisionsand/or changes, costs just $42 and is delivered by email. Price: $4200,000.00 Over Night PoemWritten and...

Legal Stuff

Legal Company Terms and Services Welcome to BackyardPoets.com. We will provide services to you subject to the following conditions. When you purchase services or products from BackyardPoets.com you accept these conditions. Please read them carefully. ELECTRONIC...

Ordering Form

3---- Create Form for Customer to fill out when ordering services. Our writers run with the descriptions and imagery which you provide. So please fill out all of the questions so that we may best serve you. Once completed you will be directed to pick a writer or a...

Welcome to the Gutenberg Editor

Welcome to the Gutenberg Editor

Of Mountains & Printing Presses The goal of this new editor is to make adding rich content to WordPress simple and enjoyable. This whole post is composed of pieces of content—somewhat similar to LEGO bricks—that you can move around and interact with. Move your...

About Page + Stuff

Sign in as a Writer The writers at BackyardPoets provide a service which is completely unique.   Write custom pieces such as speeches, poetry for others and keep most of the money. Write poems and stories and improve your talent by receiving reviews. Collaborate with...

Create a Writing Contest

Create A Writing Prompt ContestContest Image (optional)-Select From Backyardpoets.com-Contest Name (required)Contest Type: (required)-select-General/Not ListedFictionScience FictionNon-FictionFan FictionFlash FictionPoetryScriptSelect the type of work you expect to be...

CREATE A FORM

John if you make the forms/boxes? I can fill them out RATING FORM Writers Username------------- Overall rating: Plot: Characters: Readability: Ready to be published: Imagery: Review Title: ------------------------HERE------------------- AZAD HERE DOWN hi, part of what...

Content

User Content and Conduct Policy   Our policies play an important role in maintaining a positive experience for our users. Please follow these policies when using our products and services ("Services"). When we are notified of a potential policy violation, we may...

The Joy’s of riding a Big Cow in 50 words

The Joy’s of riding a Big Cow in 50 words

  Feed Tombstone candy. Sit on Tombstone's back. Cry. Grab both sides of chute. Place riding hand under rope. Have ex-wrestler pull rope beyond tight. Pet Tombstone. Spit. Tip hat. Nod head. Absolutely, never kick Tombstone's testicles with spurs. “Wait!” Gate...

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