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Antarctic Opens First Nude Beach

by George Kennedy
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“See. I told you so. I told you it would melt.”

After Antarctica did a total and complete meltdown, Al Gore became the 1st American to venture into the Arctic’s 87-degree water before his bottom became stuck on a sandbar.

The Coast Guard had to use wenches and tackle to free his bottom just before he was dragged out to sea by a Giant Squid.

And as he slowly drifted into the sunset he could be heard screaming,” F-ck global warming. I was just kidding!” Yada, yadda, yada… 

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Ben Gunn September 5, 2019 - 11:23 pm

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