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“Headlines You Just Won’t Believe!”

• “France Finally Makes A Firm Stand On Something!”

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After years of picking causes they believe in and then leaving

when it gets too Hot, France has decided to pull out again.. yada yada yada

• “U.S.A. Chased Out of U.N.”

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Because of Humanitarian Abuses the United States was Forced out by China on a 378 to 7 vote,

with France abstaining… yada yada yada

• “Powerful Tornado Rips Through Trailer Park in France for the Fifth Time!”

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Andre Parries Prize Winning Hog, Clyde, was Once Again Carried 5 Kilometers Slamming Through the Roof of Ex-Chairman Rick Th… yada yada yada

• “Trump Gets Wall Money By Selling Drugs to Mexico.”

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          Nancy Pelosi was also Traded as Part of the Deal, But was Stopped at the Border for Dress Code Violations and  Incoherent, Non-stop- Jibber-Jabbing about… yada yada yada

• “Bullfighter is Gored by His Own Car in the Netherlands.”

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 Pepe ‘The Lavender Flash’ Osborne, was gored by his own car when Al Gore’s Suspenders

became Caught on Hand Brake and …yada yada yada

• “Al Gore is Mistaken for a Block of Wood and Whittled Down to Nothing”

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