The Joy’s of riding a Big Cow in 50 words

Feed Tombstone candy.

Sit on Tombstone’s back. Cry.

Grab both sides of chute.

Place riding hand under rope.

Have ex-wrestler pull rope beyond tight.

Pet Tombstone.

Spit.

Tip hat.

Nod head.

Absolutely, never kick Tombstone’s testicles with spurs.

“Wait!”

Gate opens.

Scream!.

With other hand shoot self with Big gun.